How come Google answers prayers and God doesn't?

I mean I put a prayer to be healed of my dry skin in Google...it told me exactly what to do. When I prayed to God he never did. I prayed to Google for directions to Disneyland, it gave them to me...turn by turn. God never did.How come Google answers prayers and God doesn't?
google is real you see?
About the dry skin....Here is what I got from God. One day or really 3-4 days I was fasting and I noticed my hands were dry and so I drank some water or alot and the dryness went away, and that was my answer from that day on for chapped lips or dry hands, I needed more water in my system, and that answer came because of a fast. So now when my lips are chapped and hands are dry I drink water even if i feel I dont need it and it works almost all the time, if not all the time. See thats Gods answers, you probably had to do a lot of other stuff and the real answer was easy.How come Google answers prayers and God doesn't?
You don't pray to Google, moron, you SEARCH,



Google is for searching the internet, and praying is a matter of faith.



Plus, search engines mostly give you a ton of internet "manure" that you have to "shovel" through in order to get to what you originally intended.



Plus, those things really don't matter. God answers prayers that have some spiritual meaning.How come Google answers prayers and God doesn't?
God is a prayer answering God!



Even before Google and earth came in to existence God is!



He is the Alpha and the Omega!Beginning and End!



Try asking one of world war veterans who fought Hitler, and prayed through times of difficulty!



They will tell you how God miraculously answered all their prayers!



Continue to pray! Don't loose faith!
God led you to use google.



He gave you the brains to know how to conduct a search.





You don't believe in God. It is idiotic to pray to someone you do not believe in.



You did not pray to Google. You did a search on the computer. Use some sense, if you have any.
There is a difference between a "question" and a "prayer". You asked questions,These deal with things in the natural realm. The "theist" answer would be, of course, would be that Google answers only questions, "god" answers the supernatural stuff. For us agnostics (and atheists, I suppose), IF there IS a "god", then one would expect answers to real "prayer". If those answers are not forthcoming, draw your own conclusions.

Blessings on your Journey!
Old joke, A man was in the middle of the ocean, flailing his arms, trying to keep afloat. He prays to God for a rescue.



Five minutes later, a boat comes by, the captain says, "Hey, let me help you!"

"No, thanks," says the man. "God will save me."



Next comes a helicopter. Same response. Then a low flying private plane. Same thing.



The man eventually drowns. When he sees God in heaven he asks, "What happened? Why didn't you save me when I prayed to you?"



I'm going to let you figure out what God's response was.



Ever consider the idea that God was anwering you through Google? Or are you looking for the "heavenly light" to shine down and the booming voice saying "I am God, here to answer your prayers!" He doesn't worek that way. He uses what ever media is available, internet, radio, newspaper, magazine, next-door-neighbor, woman sitting next to you on the bus...



You're looking for Him to act in one certain way. He comes to you every day and talks to you all the time. He just doesn't use the bells and whistles and Hollywood special affects that you're looking for.



It's so easy and so mundane, you don't want to believe it's really Him. You're looking for the "burning bush". God gave you Google instead. Nothing to write the Vatican about, but hey, whatever works. Thank God for Google.
God gave you life and brought the universe to existence, google gave you directions to disneyland. Yeah you should probably worship google.
Why do you pray to someone you do not believe in? That's really stupid.

I mean, really! Use some intelligence!



God gave you a brain. At least you know how to use it to google. It's a shame you have no common sense.
Because, although this has already been said, Google is God. And that other God (the non Google God) doesn't exist.

And because the non Google God isn't cool enough to know the directions to Disney Land.
On Judgement day you will (like all of us) face Jesus and give account to Him for every word you have said, and every thought you have had. He won't "laugh it off", either, because it will be a serious event. God bless.
You have to google to get directions to Disneyland? Did all 3 million road signs get knocked over by the last earthquake?
Because Google is awesome and amazing and god isn't real.
Welcome to the Church of Google. Google accepts all
maybe god gave you and everyone else google as a gift so that you wouldn't be bugging him every two seconds about dumb stuff like lotion

God could care lesss about your dry skin...
You really shouldn't mock God. He doesn't take what you say to be humorous. Hopefully you'll turn to God before you die.
that wasn't Google it was God , he answers prayers in many ways he is the only one who answers prayers
Simple : Google exist, God doesn't. Next
Sorry your question is well below the dumb line. ask google the question since he has won your heart.



O by the way can google save you from hell? te te te te te



silly willy
Google is god.
Don't pray to God to do things you can do for yourself, (with Googles help).
Oh, Gazoo, you know the answer - God doesn't exist.
C'mere I want to pinch your cheeks, you little Gazoo.
GOd has put the answer in His word, the Bible. You haven't read it, so He did not answer you.
worship Google.
Time to become atheist.
When you are trying to do God's will or when you have tried very hard in the past to do God's will he considers and for the most part answers your prayers
Why would God give you lotion and directions to disney land? I think God has more important things to do.He is not a babysitter.
you have to have faith in God before he answers.Get to know him.
Get off God's dick, he doesn't want you.
What is your evidence for your statement?